peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via queerly-it-is)

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

(Source: thepowergame, via hellotailor)

requested by tinytile

(Source: parksandcap, via hawkeyeinc)

Favourite Screen Costumes || Mama Morton’s When You’re Good to Mama outfit (Chicago 2002)

Costumes by: Colleen Atwood

(via fireflyca)

theonion:



Experts: “We can just keep using the chairs we have.”

from-james-to-lily:

skinnyballerinas:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

#sassy harry at it again

(Source: doctorwhos, via hawkeyeinc)


Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via keairarogue)

kiss-my-aspergers:

cosmictuesdays:

witchylana:

unbuttonedinawood:

pasiphile:

fructosebat:

swanjolras:

when i find myself in times of trouble

terry pratchett comes to me

whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon

you are capable of…

thecube42:

DID I JUST RELATE TO A FLOPPY DISK AND AN SD CARD
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS WEBSITE

thecube42:

DID I JUST RELATE TO A FLOPPY DISK AND AN SD CARD

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THIS WEBSITE

(Source: esurfing, via keairarogue)

asynchronoustiger:

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

Have you considered iron curtains for your bathrooms?

(via keairarogue)